i am a professor of political science at a prestigious northeastern university nobody understands what dimension i reside in now you're talking stupid and your shirt's all covered in coffee now my lucky blue underwear and my sense of human decency are evaporating but i can't imagine how you've been floating there for such a long time well yeah i can imagine how you've been floating there for such a long time but i've been writing so that i can feel her on my back or on my shoulders parking crookedly i hear that the beeping door is all that matters quiet girl is filled with stillness bluegreen woman's seven children she's beautiful and filled with mucous all these women causing singing one time i could feel her breathing one time i could feel her breathing but i've been crying and swearing at the information desk for as long as the clerk there can fucking remember i've been crying and swearing at the information desk for as long as the clerk there can fucking remember la la la but you know i'm self-aware i know i'm a nerd what're you gonna say to me i'm a professional at doing nothing i read too much and i overthink everything i don't go out in the daytime and my eyes are getting sensitive i have trouble getting out sentences but let's just try and relax now we'll go into the forest and talk to the trees this god-thing's not working out anymore my feelings are hurt and yeah i've been crying i'm going to let you in on a little secret here i've been spending my whole life chasing bugs around the corners i'm like an emotional rollercoaster with no tracks no cars and probably no riders when my batteries expire i'll be piecing together my perfect happiness with all the bleeding and the bubbling and the bluegreen woman that sits next to me when i drive and i've been sitting here on this staircase for what seems like three forevers so sit down with me grab yourself a beer and tell me all about your rollercoaster i am a professor of political science at a prestigious northeastern university nobody understands what a complicated and convoluted dimension i reside in i am a professor of political science at a prestigious northeastern university nobody understands what a complicated and convoluted dimension i reside in doot doot doo